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Microsoft hates you!

REDMOND, WA Nov. 20 /ACPNewswire/ --  In a not so surprising statement, Microsoft (MSFT) www.microsoft.com announced earlier today that they hate you.  They especially hate you if you own an Apple product of any kind, and they really really so so hate you if you run Linux or use Google.

"We hate you!" said a Microsoft representative not willing to provide his name. "We have always hated you and we will continue to hate you forever."

We here at ACPNewswire tried to contact officials at Microsoft for comment, but were told, "We hate you!" and were then rudely hung up on.

We will continue to try and get more information on this developing story and 'blog it as soon as we can. We have been having problems publishing information regarding this news event, ever since we ditched our Mac and started using a PC.

-gj (author)

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