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REDMOND, WA Nov. 20 /ACPNewswire/ -- In a not so surprising statement, Microsoft (MSFT) www.microsoft.com announced earlier today that they hate you. They especially hate you if you own an Apple product of any kind, and they really really so so hate you if you run Linux or use Google.
"We hate you!" said a Microsoft representative not willing to provide his name. "We have always hated you and we will continue to hate you forever."
We here at ACPNewswire tried to contact officials at Microsoft for comment, but were told, "We hate you!" and were then rudely hung up on.
We will continue to try and get more information on this developing story and 'blog it as soon as we can. We have been having problems publishing information regarding this news event, ever since we ditched our Mac and started using a PC.
-gj (author)
I have four 'blogs and I'm trying to provide unique content for each. On my Vox Blog, I'm going to tell you a little story about what I did today. I woke up, went to the bathroom, then got out of bed. Okay, that was so lame. That bit has been around for years. I believe it was originally written by Henny Dangerfield.
Gotta go. My wife just brought me my dinner. Yum yum, it looks good. I think I'll eat it, go to bed and then go to the bathroom. Obviously, you now see that comedy is a very fragile thing. -gj @ www.acomputerpro.com
'Blog here, 'blog there, I've been 'blogging everywhere! Have you been to my website?